Why I gave up poker

After some years enjoying the money, I finally realized how dangerous poker was. Here are some examples:
Once I was playing a shoot-out at the coast. When I hit a boat, 5 people died drowned...
Last time someone crashed my AA was 9/11; Despite everybody's denial, I'm pretty sure the job was done by a pair of cowboys...
But my career really met an end in a motel by the river. It was the first deal, so I didn't know that girl well. I decided to go all-in, just to find out she had a big slick...
Yes, I gave up poker; Can't say I didn't have my fair share of queens in the process though...